I Hope Rush Fails (T)
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Now you too can proudly wear one of the historic 20 Million T-shirts currently available for Project Improve's ImproveTheEconomy.com Campaign!
This lovely green I Hope Rush Fails t-shirt smartly expresses your hope for the President of the United States of America to succeed in solving many of the vast and complicated problems that we're all facing these days, both domestically and in the world community -- as he asks us to do our parts as individuals in various grassroots efforts, as well as toughin' out some things by ourselves.
The Purpose and History of The 20 Million Shirts Campaign
To learn more about the campaign, read on... otherwise:
click here to skip ahead
to select your shirt now
Besides the satirical humor of hoping that Rush Limbaugh's wishes for Obama come true for himself, the best reason to get one of these shirts is to do your own small part to stimulate and improve the economy by helping to create THOUSANDS of American jobs in Rush Limbaugh's "honor" -- which itself is an amusing act, because despite raking in over $30 MILLION A YEAR, Rush certainly isn't busy creatively creating oodles of jobs for Americans, not on purpose, anyway, that's for sure. Because the ONLY job Rush cares about creating or maintaining is his own. In fact, he's actively campaigning AGAINST job creation.
Because Rush Limbaugh prefers to hope for failure instead. What a guy, huh?
What a great American "patriot," aye?
QUESTION: How Do You Drive Rush Limbaugh Stark Raving Mad?
ANSWER: ImproveTheEconomy.com !!!
How Project Improve's 20 Million Tees Campaign Came About
Finally, someone as bright and as enlightened as Barack Obama comes along and wins the U.S. Presidency!
He's aggressively trying in good faith to get the best, most-effective workable ideas from both sides of the aisle, from both Liberals and Conservatives (and everyone inbetween). But before he even gets started he's met with this kind of self-serving divisive malicious negative crap from a do-nothing loudmouthed troublemaker named Rush Limbaugh.
Most Every American Celebrated Obama's Win. A Teeny Tiny Minority Became Bitter and Angry.
While more than 80% of the rest of America was feeling great, optimisticly looking forward to the new kind of positive presidential leadership, the Dittohead in Chief plotted how he could possibly mess it all up. So rather than making a constructive effort to take the time to formulate and articulate a few genuinely good ideas that could possibly actually help with the huge mess that America is in (thanks to the utterly failed policies and irresponibilities of Rush's hero, Bush)... instead of helping to fix anything, when asked by a major news agency for a 400 word essay regarding what he hoped for Obama's presidency, Rush said he only had four words: "I hope [Obama] fails".
Limbaugh actually said that a fews days before Obama even became president! And he continues to say it on his radio show, every day, three hours per day, Monday through Friday. Yes, instead of trying to productively work with the new popular leadership to help solve all of the problems, Rush has been bitterly and angrily encouraging his supposed weekly 20 Million listeners to "hope" that Obama and the stock market fails.
He's also engaging in all manner of other dishonest distortions and fear-mongering, calling Obama a Socialist who wants to destroy Capitalism and America itself.
And those 20 Million Dittoheads are gullibly sucking it up and falling in line.
Enter the 20 Million Shirts Campaign!
20 Million T-shirts to counter and offset 20 Million Dittoheads.
20 Million T-shirts to create THOUSANDS of jobs instead of millions of baseless smears and fears.
QUESTION: How Do You Drive Rush Limbaugh Stark Raving Mad?
ANSWER: ImproveTheEconomy.com !!!
click here to skip ahead
to select your shirt now
Yes, Rush Limbaugh wants Obama to fail so badly that he's also rooting for the failure of the American economy.
So, either the multi-millionaire blowhard has some sort of twisted plan to make a huge financial score in the market (by buying up all of the cheap stocks he hopes everyone will eventually be forced to abandon), OR... his envious obsession with Obama's popularity and goodwill has Chief Dittohead taking full leave of his "senses".
Proof That Rush Limbaugh Wants The American Economy to Fail
After several weeks of noting every negative tick of the falling stock market averages, LIVE, to his supposed 20 Million Dittoheaded listeners (blaming it on Obama, of course, not Bush), one day the DOW industrial average began to make record gains for the year. On that day Rush suddenly became strangely silent about the stock market ticker. After the second consecutive day of gains, he was so upset that he took the next two days off rather than face a microphone.
However, on March 25th, 2009, taking a momentary break from several days of talking down the economy with his constant predictions of its failure, multi-millionaire Limbaugh FINALLY broke his silence about the _actual_ state of the DOW when he annouced with jubilant glee:
"Holy Smokes! The stock market is PLUNGING out there right now!"
Source: http://twitter.com/DittoWatch
So, what does owning and wearing one of Project Improve's 20 Million T-shirts say to each of the supposed 20 Million Dittoheads that Rush Limbaugh claims listen to his show? *
The Obligatory Straightforward Translation:
Anyway, this shirt comically gestures an ironic (and karmic) thumbs down to Rush's self-serving hopes for failure.
But far better than all of that, unlike the total gross output of dishonest failure-monger Rush Limbaugh, owning and wearing this shirt sends this true and positive message:
I Am Helping To Create Thousands Of Jobs In America.
Just try to imagine how many thousands and thousands of people it takes to produce 20 Million T-shirts and deliver them from sea to shining sea!
Compare that to how many people it takes to grab a hate-radio microphone and click the ON switch.
Just Look At All This Job Creation!
Because, unlike blabbing your bitter opinions off the top of your head to millions of gullibly twisted minds, it takes an AMAZING amount of productive constructive work in order to create and deliver 20 million t-shirts.
Now THAT'S American Entrepreneurial Ingenuity.
Whereas Rush Limbaugh is nothing but a dealer of contempt and division. He purposely causes racial resentment and all manner of other negative pointless strife.
Yes, Rush and his ilk _definitely_ hope that Obama fails because if most Americans were happy and hopeful, instead of annoyed and fearful, Rush and the boys would then have to get REAL jobs that create actual things of value. Not totally useless (and sometimes harmful) hate speech and other fear-mongering.
Take Positive Productive Action!
Don't be like Rush and sit around on your fat butt doing absolutely nothing while constantly shouting out obnoxious angry hopes for other people's failure. Instead, state your counter case silently, with a smile, and buy one of the 20 million Improve Something Campaign T-shirts, today. And then wear it as often as possible!
You Make the Difference. Yes, You.
Thank you so much for your patriotic comedic support and participation in creating thousands of new jobs (and work) for people in these troubled economic times where far too many dishonest bankers (who never lift a finger to create a single tangible item) have lifted people's wallets (and retirement nest eggs) right out of their poor distracted pockets.
click here to skip ahead
to select your shirt now
So, what do YOU think?
Is it possible for a small grassroots start-up organization to sell an historic 20 Million T-shirts within a single year in the United States of America in the 21st Century during a major financial downturn with the full force of the greedy Limbaugh contingent blocking it at every turn?
Is it possible for us to overcome the blackballing old boy network and triumphantly sell 20 million optimistic t-shirts to regular Americans thus stimulating all of that great, positively productive and constructive economic activity?
Can we possibly pull off such an unlikely entrepreneurial endeavor?
Yes, we can!
Starting with your own purchase, right here, and right now.
Starting with your own single vote.
Thank you in advance for your order!
Sincerely,
The Project Improve Management.
PS -- You can also help spread this humorous hopeful eye-opening message (says we, that's who) by putting up one of the many free campaign banners on your Facebook or Myspace pages, your blogs, and/or your other sites! You can even print it out and tack it to a bulletin board.
Thanks again, and 20 Million Dittos to boot!
NOTE: One of our more cynical and doubt-filled creative contributors had this to say:
"If you deliver 20 million T-shirts I'll sit down at the kitchen table and eat one with ketchup."
NOTE 2: If you have a design that you'd like to add to this Improvement Movement effort, contact us to let know about it and we'll consider adding it to the Project Improve collection -- with royalties going to you for each item sold.
click here to skip ahead
to select your shirt now
NOTE 3: If Rush Limbaugh had any real sense of humor... if he wasn't just a bitter self-serving sadist... and if he really cared about America... he'd stop his daily vicious trouble-making contempt-mongering and wish us all well as we mock him. Yes, if he was an honorable man and not an arrogant annoying agitator, he'd be able to humbly laugh at himself and admit his stupid strategic (self-defeating) blunder of hoping that President Obama fails. He'd stop hiding behind his ridiculous accusations of Obama being a socialist teleprompter who wants to ruin America. If anyone has a chip on their shoulder, it's Rush Limbaugh, not Barack Obama. That's abundantly clear during every daily broadcast.
NOTE 4: We're in the process of developing an elaborate (but elegantly simple) 20 Million T-shirts Project Improve website (not what's there now, that's just a temporary tribute to GOP Leader Limbaugh, to thank him for his idiotic negativity which inspired this positive response).
When the www.20mtees.com website is ready, you'll be able to create your own Project Improve user account to share pictures of yourself wearing your preferred Project Improve t-shirt(s) while actually improving something. You'll also find unique and inventive new ways to socialize with other Project Improve subscribers in order to share ideas and experiences about all manner of useful and enjoyable stuff.
It's going be a place for Peace, Love, and Understanding. And interesting arguing. A forum of discovery. So put that page in your favorites folder and twitter it up!
Because Project Improve is
the newest better thing.
By definition.
NOTE 5: Don't forget to buy a shirt!
NOTE 6: Or two.
NOTE 7: If you buy seven, you get three free. It's The Democracy Discount.
This lovely green I Hope Rush Fails t-shirt smartly expresses your hope for the President of the United States of America to succeed in solving many of the vast and complicated problems that we're all facing these days, both domestically and in the world community -- as he asks us to do our parts as individuals in various grassroots efforts, as well as toughin' out some things by ourselves.
The Purpose and History of The 20 Million Shirts Campaign
To learn more about the campaign, read on... otherwise:
to select your shirt now
Besides the satirical humor of hoping that Rush Limbaugh's wishes for Obama come true for himself, the best reason to get one of these shirts is to do your own small part to stimulate and improve the economy by helping to create THOUSANDS of American jobs in Rush Limbaugh's "honor" -- which itself is an amusing act, because despite raking in over $30 MILLION A YEAR, Rush certainly isn't busy creatively creating oodles of jobs for Americans, not on purpose, anyway, that's for sure. Because the ONLY job Rush cares about creating or maintaining is his own. In fact, he's actively campaigning AGAINST job creation.
Because Rush Limbaugh prefers to hope for failure instead. What a guy, huh?
What a great American "patriot," aye?
QUESTION: How Do You Drive Rush Limbaugh Stark Raving Mad?
ANSWER: ImproveTheEconomy.com !!!
How Project Improve's 20 Million Tees Campaign Came About
Finally, someone as bright and as enlightened as Barack Obama comes along and wins the U.S. Presidency!
He's aggressively trying in good faith to get the best, most-effective workable ideas from both sides of the aisle, from both Liberals and Conservatives (and everyone inbetween). But before he even gets started he's met with this kind of self-serving divisive malicious negative crap from a do-nothing loudmouthed troublemaker named Rush Limbaugh.
Most Every American Celebrated Obama's Win. A Teeny Tiny Minority Became Bitter and Angry.
While more than 80% of the rest of America was feeling great, optimisticly looking forward to the new kind of positive presidential leadership, the Dittohead in Chief plotted how he could possibly mess it all up. So rather than making a constructive effort to take the time to formulate and articulate a few genuinely good ideas that could possibly actually help with the huge mess that America is in (thanks to the utterly failed policies and irresponibilities of Rush's hero, Bush)... instead of helping to fix anything, when asked by a major news agency for a 400 word essay regarding what he hoped for Obama's presidency, Rush said he only had four words: "I hope [Obama] fails".
Limbaugh actually said that a fews days before Obama even became president! And he continues to say it on his radio show, every day, three hours per day, Monday through Friday. Yes, instead of trying to productively work with the new popular leadership to help solve all of the problems, Rush has been bitterly and angrily encouraging his supposed weekly 20 Million listeners to "hope" that Obama and the stock market fails.
He's also engaging in all manner of other dishonest distortions and fear-mongering, calling Obama a Socialist who wants to destroy Capitalism and America itself.
And those 20 Million Dittoheads are gullibly sucking it up and falling in line.
Enter the 20 Million Shirts Campaign!
20 Million T-shirts to counter and offset 20 Million Dittoheads.
20 Million T-shirts to create THOUSANDS of jobs instead of millions of baseless smears and fears.
QUESTION: How Do You Drive Rush Limbaugh Stark Raving Mad?
ANSWER: ImproveTheEconomy.com !!!
to select your shirt now
Yes, Rush Limbaugh wants Obama to fail so badly that he's also rooting for the failure of the American economy.
So, either the multi-millionaire blowhard has some sort of twisted plan to make a huge financial score in the market (by buying up all of the cheap stocks he hopes everyone will eventually be forced to abandon), OR... his envious obsession with Obama's popularity and goodwill has Chief Dittohead taking full leave of his "senses".
Proof That Rush Limbaugh Wants The American Economy to Fail
After several weeks of noting every negative tick of the falling stock market averages, LIVE, to his supposed 20 Million Dittoheaded listeners (blaming it on Obama, of course, not Bush), one day the DOW industrial average began to make record gains for the year. On that day Rush suddenly became strangely silent about the stock market ticker. After the second consecutive day of gains, he was so upset that he took the next two days off rather than face a microphone.
However, on March 25th, 2009, taking a momentary break from several days of talking down the economy with his constant predictions of its failure, multi-millionaire Limbaugh FINALLY broke his silence about the _actual_ state of the DOW when he annouced with jubilant glee:
Source: http://twitter.com/DittoWatch
So, what does owning and wearing one of Project Improve's 20 Million T-shirts say to each of the supposed 20 Million Dittoheads that Rush Limbaugh claims listen to his show? *
The Obligatory Straightforward Translation:
- I Hope Rush Fails to cause Obama and America to fail.
- I Hope Rush Fails to brainwash any more Dittoheads.
- I Hope Rush Fails to take America down the toilet for yet
another 8 long years. - And so on.
Anyway, this shirt comically gestures an ironic (and karmic) thumbs down to Rush's self-serving hopes for failure.
But far better than all of that, unlike the total gross output of dishonest failure-monger Rush Limbaugh, owning and wearing this shirt sends this true and positive message:
Just try to imagine how many thousands and thousands of people it takes to produce 20 Million T-shirts and deliver them from sea to shining sea!
Compare that to how many people it takes to grab a hate-radio microphone and click the ON switch.
Just Look At All This Job Creation!
Because, unlike blabbing your bitter opinions off the top of your head to millions of gullibly twisted minds, it takes an AMAZING amount of productive constructive work in order to create and deliver 20 million t-shirts.
- from the sowers of the seeds
- to the cotton pickers
- to the sewing of the threads
- to the t-shirt design artists
- to the screen printers
- to the marketing staff
- to the website developers
- to the IT maintainers
- to the fulfillment warehouse workers
- to the shipping clerks
- to the long haul truckers
- right up to your local delivery dudes!
- (Who did we forget?)
Now THAT'S American Entrepreneurial Ingenuity.
Whereas Rush Limbaugh is nothing but a dealer of contempt and division. He purposely causes racial resentment and all manner of other negative pointless strife.
Yes, Rush and his ilk _definitely_ hope that Obama fails because if most Americans were happy and hopeful, instead of annoyed and fearful, Rush and the boys would then have to get REAL jobs that create actual things of value. Not totally useless (and sometimes harmful) hate speech and other fear-mongering.
Take Positive Productive Action!
Don't be like Rush and sit around on your fat butt doing absolutely nothing while constantly shouting out obnoxious angry hopes for other people's failure. Instead, state your counter case silently, with a smile, and buy one of the 20 million Improve Something Campaign T-shirts, today. And then wear it as often as possible!
You Make the Difference. Yes, You.
Thank you so much for your patriotic comedic support and participation in creating thousands of new jobs (and work) for people in these troubled economic times where far too many dishonest bankers (who never lift a finger to create a single tangible item) have lifted people's wallets (and retirement nest eggs) right out of their poor distracted pockets.
to select your shirt now
So, what do YOU think?
Is it possible for a small grassroots start-up organization to sell an historic 20 Million T-shirts within a single year in the United States of America in the 21st Century during a major financial downturn with the full force of the greedy Limbaugh contingent blocking it at every turn?
Is it possible for us to overcome the blackballing old boy network and triumphantly sell 20 million optimistic t-shirts to regular Americans thus stimulating all of that great, positively productive and constructive economic activity?
Can we possibly pull off such an unlikely entrepreneurial endeavor?
Yes, we can!
Starting with your own purchase, right here, and right now.
Starting with your own single vote.
Thank you in advance for your order!
Sincerely,
The Project Improve Management.
PS -- You can also help spread this humorous hopeful eye-opening message (says we, that's who) by putting up one of the many free campaign banners on your Facebook or Myspace pages, your blogs, and/or your other sites! You can even print it out and tack it to a bulletin board.
Thanks again, and 20 Million Dittos to boot!
NOTE: One of our more cynical and doubt-filled creative contributors had this to say:
NOTE 2: If you have a design that you'd like to add to this Improvement Movement effort, contact us to let know about it and we'll consider adding it to the Project Improve collection -- with royalties going to you for each item sold.
to select your shirt now
NOTE 3: If Rush Limbaugh had any real sense of humor... if he wasn't just a bitter self-serving sadist... and if he really cared about America... he'd stop his daily vicious trouble-making contempt-mongering and wish us all well as we mock him. Yes, if he was an honorable man and not an arrogant annoying agitator, he'd be able to humbly laugh at himself and admit his stupid strategic (self-defeating) blunder of hoping that President Obama fails. He'd stop hiding behind his ridiculous accusations of Obama being a socialist teleprompter who wants to ruin America. If anyone has a chip on their shoulder, it's Rush Limbaugh, not Barack Obama. That's abundantly clear during every daily broadcast.
NOTE 4: We're in the process of developing an elaborate (but elegantly simple) 20 Million T-shirts Project Improve website (not what's there now, that's just a temporary tribute to GOP Leader Limbaugh, to thank him for his idiotic negativity which inspired this positive response).
When the www.20mtees.com website is ready, you'll be able to create your own Project Improve user account to share pictures of yourself wearing your preferred Project Improve t-shirt(s) while actually improving something. You'll also find unique and inventive new ways to socialize with other Project Improve subscribers in order to share ideas and experiences about all manner of useful and enjoyable stuff.
It's going be a place for Peace, Love, and Understanding. And interesting arguing. A forum of discovery. So put that page in your favorites folder and twitter it up!
the newest better thing.
By definition.
NOTE 5: Don't forget to buy a shirt!
NOTE 6: Or two.
NOTE 7: If you buy seven, you get three free. It's The Democracy Discount.
